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Dear Brain

(From Gabe Howard on Facebook)

Dear Brain –

Look, I get it. We aren’t friends. At best we are frenemies — forced to work together because of some cosmic coincidence. Perhaps you wish you lived inside another person. I get that, I wish you lived inside another person, too.

So here’s the thing. I can tell that you’re planning on unleashing some sort of offensive against my happiness. I believe you refer to this as “depression” and/or “anxiety.”

I’d like you to reconsider. Let’s call a truce. You stop trying to ruin my day and I’ll eat better and get more sleep.

Before you answer, consider my offer. I wouldn’t want to electrocute the shit out of you. And I swear on my life — which is tied to yours — I won’t let you win.

Peace,
Gabe

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